I Absorb Business Problems So You Don't Have To
When technology is the reason executives lose sleep, stakeholders look incompetent, or profitable opportunities slip away – that's when you call me.
I specialize in absorbing complex problems that keep business leaders awake at night. When technology becomes a source of stress instead of competitive advantage, that's when you need a professional problem absorber – not just another technology consultant.
🌎 Serving Southern New Jersey & Philadelphia Metro Area - Strategic consultation throughout Camden, Burlington, and Gloucester Counties,
with implementation capabilities nationwide.
For People Who Just Want Technology to Work
I absorb your tech frustrations so you can get back to your actual life. No confusing tech talk, no upselling – just honest help that makes your technology problems disappear. Available remotely or locally throughout Southern New Jersey.
🔒 Security & Safety
Preventative Security Setup
Help lock down your technology BEFORE there's an issue. Proactive security measures to prevent problems rather than react to them.
$150-400Password Sanitation & Sharing
Clean up password chaos, set up secure password managers, and establish safe credential sharing practices for families or small teams.
$100-250Legacy Access Management
Organize digital estate planning, delegation of access, and secure sharing of important accounts with family members or trusted individuals.
$200-500Identity Theft Recovery
Been hacked or had accounts taken over? I'll help lock down your existing accounts and roll back unauthorized changes where possible.
$75/hourSecurity Breach Recovery
Can't undo all the damage, but I can stop it from getting worse and help secure your accounts going forward.
$75/hour💻 Device Help
Device Setup
New computer, phone, tablet, or smart TV? I'll get it set up the way you want it and show you how to use it.
$50-150Computer Repair & Troubleshooting
Computer acting weird? Won't start? Running slow? I'll figure out what's wrong and fix it if possible.
$75/hourRepair, Upgrade, or Replace?
Not sure if you should fix your old computer or buy a new one? I'll give you honest advice on what makes the most sense for YOU. Each consultation is about 1 hour - additional research or follow-up consultation is $75/hour.
$75 consultation🏠 Home Technology
Home Automation Setup
Want smart lights, thermostats, or security systems? I'll design a setup that actually works together and won't drive you crazy.
$100-300General Tech Help & Training
Need help with anything technology-related? I'll explain it in plain English and make sure you're comfortable using it.
$75/hourFor Executives Who Need Technology Wins
I make you look smart to your board and peers by delivering outcomes that actually move the needle. When technology initiatives need to succeed – not just function – you need someone who absorbs the complexity and returns measurable business impact.
🎯 Pain Point: "Our technology initiatives keep failing and I look incompetent"
What I Absorb
Complete responsibility for technology strategy execution, stakeholder communication, and cross-functional coordination that keeps projects on track.
Your Outcome
Executive credibility with board + competitive advantage + technology decisions that enhance your reputation as a strategic leader.
Investment
$5,000-$25,000 (based on strategic impact, not hours) – ROI typically 3-5x in first year through enhanced credibility and successful outcomes.
💸 Pain Point: "We're losing money because our systems don't talk to each other"
What I Absorb
Integration complexity, system chaos, and operational inefficiencies that turn profitable opportunities into costly headaches.
Your Outcome
Streamlined operations + reduced costs + improved margins + operational efficiency that scales without breaking.
Investment
$10,000-$50,000 (scaled to business impact) – ROI typically 3-5x in first year through cost savings and efficiency gains.
🔄 Pain Point: "Manual processes are killing our productivity and accuracy"
What I Absorb
Repetitive manual work, error-prone processes, and system integration nightmares that consume leadership attention and team productivity.
Your Outcome
30-50% reduction in manual work + improved data accuracy + team focus on revenue-generating activities instead of busy work.
Investment
$3,000-$15,000 (based on complexity) – Typically pays for itself within 6 months through time savings and error reduction.
😨 Pain Point: "We can't scale because our technology is held together with duct tape"
What I Absorb
Infrastructure fragility, scaling bottlenecks, and the constant fear that everything will break when you need it most.
Your Outcome
70% reduction in system downtime + ability to scale without breaking + enterprise-grade reliability that supports business growth.
Investment
$15,000-$75,000 (prevents costly outages) – Prevents lost revenue from downtime and enables confident scaling.
The "Professional Painkiller" Process
Pain Assessment
I listen to what's actually keeping you up at night (not what you think the technical problem is).
Risk Translation
I translate your pain into business language with clear outcomes, timeframes, and success metrics.
Problem Absorption
I take full responsibility for the technical complexity – you get regular updates in plain English.
Outcome Delivery
You get measurable results that make you look good to the people who matter, plus future-proofing.
Ready to Stop Managing Technology Problems?
If you're tired of technology being a source of stress instead of competitive advantage, let's talk about what pain I can absorb for you.
Frequently Asked Questions
How quickly can you start?
Usually within a few days to a week, depending on complexity and my current workload. Emergency situations get priority.
Do you work remotely?
Yes! Most of what I do can be handled remotely. For local clients throughout Southern New Jersey (Camden, Burlington, Gloucester Counties) and Philadelphia Metro area, I can also work on-site if needed.
What if the project scope changes?
We'll discuss it and adjust accordingly. I'm flexible, but I'll always be upfront about any cost or timeline changes.
Do you provide ongoing support?
Absolutely! Many clients prefer to have me on speed dial for when things inevitably go sideways.